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5 Hilarious Reasons Why He’s Trying to Creep Back into Your Life
Break out the popcorn, ladies, and gentlemen, because it’s time for a front-row seat to the comedy show “He Trying to Make a Comeback.” We’ve all been there — you’re happily moving on with your life, and suddenly, like a bad sitcom character, your old boo pops up, trying to sneak back into your world.
But hold onto your hats, because here are five side-splitting reasons why he’s making this desperate attempt:
Nostalgia-Nuts:
Remember that time he tried to play on you? Or when he sparked petty arguments just because? Well, turns out, he’s been missing those ridiculous moments that only the two of you shared. Who can resist the allure of wanting a baddie back in their life? Apparently, your old boo can’t, and he’s hoping you can’t either!
FOMO Strikes Back:
You’ve been learning how to live life yet again without him, posting pictures of yourself, and adventures on social media, and living your best life. Now, he’s got a bad case of FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). Your sexy shaking back, and he wants a taste of the action. Sorry, toots, but life’s more fun without an unwanted third wheel.
The Sudden Philosopher:
He’s had a “deep” revelation and is ready to share it with you. It seems that…